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Name: ellidyr
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Los Angeles
Gender: Male
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Expertise: impersonating smeagol/gollum & the rain man, juggling, quoting lines from Office Space...
Occupation: Engineering
Industry: Computers
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Cartoons are Evilso i had an interesting conversation w/ my friends about cartoons. back in the day, we watched stuff like "the adventures of gummi bears", "scooby doo", transformers, etc. so what do they all have in common? drugs and alcohol! yes, that's right. gummi-berry juice? c'mon, we all know that's some kind of booze. how else can they "power" the blimp with "gummi-berry" juice...cuz it's probably some type of hard liquor! and popeye's spinach? you think that's really spinich he's eating? not unless it's some kind of PCP-laced spinach that makes people super strong... and transformers? well, i'll bet those "energons" are the cartoon creator's metaphor for some hard-core drugs. the autobots and decepticons could easily represent two gang lords fighting it out for territorial control of drug trafficking... scooby doo? c'mon...shaggy's gotta be eating shrooms. no wonder he'll do "aaaaanything" (even risk his life) for a couple "scooby snacks". not to mention, this guy talks to his dog. gosh, talk about powerful hallucinogens! oh...and zoinks?! who says that!! sheesh... anyways, those cartoons were bad. in fact, all the cartoons back in the day were messed up. remember looney toons? pepe le pew was no saint. he tried, forcefully, to seduce (what he believed to be) a female skunk. not only was it racist cuz he's supposedly a french skunk, but he's sexually harassing and stalking some girl who's fighting for her life to get away from him! yikes! tom and jerry? 'nuff said! Sunday, June 07, 2009
Spidersmy friend jim was over at my house the other day and made a comment about my bathroom. jim: hey man, did u know there's like a huge, dead spider in your bathroom? me: yeah, i know. i left it there as a warning for the other spiders... Sunday, May 17, 2009
Yet Another Strikeone of my good buddies, rene, recently went out on some dates with a few guys. in the past, she would always complain that they were just too boring (strike one), too weird (strike 2), not good looking enough (strike 3), etc.but this time, she complained that there was this guy who was really nice, rich, and good looking. but she decided to reject him anyways. me: so what's the problem this time? rene: dude, he's too good looking!! me: hmm...when did being "ridiculously good looking" become a strike??  rene: uhh...hello? he can't be prettier than me! he's out! LOL! rene, you're hilarious... Friday, May 01, 2009
Quote of the Weekok it's friday. i leave u all with a quote from my good friend, ophaelin..."Someone once said that there would be a black president when swines flew." LOL! Swine Fluso the swine flu is big news everywhere. you can't pass a newsstand without seeing the word "swine flu" somewhere. anyways, that's a sign...a sign to make some big bucks off this terrible pandemic!New Hit Song: "Swine Flu, Swine Flu, what'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when it comes for you?" Swine Flu Miracle Cure: "SwineBorne"!! The amazing new supplement that boosts your immune system and protects you from Swine Flu. (NOTE: SwineBorne is only a health supplement and does not actually prevent the swine flu disease.) |
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